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I don’t have a roommate but someone broke in and put tiny ducks Everywhere once So it’s not out of the realm of possibility

You’d remember if I had a belt around your neck, sweetheart

[there's a slight delay in the response, which still comes from tim's phone - just not tim directly.]

He's not your fucking sweetheart, and you wouldn't be anywhere near him except in your dreams.

He's mine. This is Hawkins Fuller.

Are you missing a knife, Mr. Winchester? If I were you, I'd start caring a little bit more about your possessions and where they end up.

Edited (oop missed a word) 2024-10-13 20:55 (UTC)

[ … he was talking to a man Whoops. Welp. ]

calm down Romeo I don’t want you man I don’t even know who you two people are Don’t got a knife but I’d love to know where I CAN get one

I've got to ask - have you been living under a rock the past week? The library used to give them out, but they've put a moratorium on weapons ever since this shitshow started.

I'll be honest, I don't really think it was you. It's too goddamn obvious compared to what we've been dealing with.

[there's a picture of the belt attached.]

Alright wise guy, is it yours?

I got locked in my own personal hell in an escape room came out and now there’s a fucking mask stuck to my face and everyone’s going crazy now this No that is not my belt I’m not the kinda douchebag who’s gonna emboss his shit

[ OR IS HE ]

Edited 2024-10-13 21:53 (UTC)

Since when does the mansion have an escape room?

[maybe this is literally just an oblivious guy.]

You seem pretty nonchalant about all the murder.

If this isn't yours, who do you suppose is trying to frame you?

Edited 2024-10-14 02:06 (UTC)

And what exactly do you have against monograms?

[his handkerchiefs, belt buckle, and blazers would like a word.]

no idea I haven't been here long, but it was idek how long of alice in wonderland puzzles and if I never see a smoking caterpillar again I'll be one happy camper it's a rich people thing