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[venatoris]

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[homosexuals]

Lucky you, you're off the hook.

But I'd start keeping track of who's pilfering through your shit.

...It's not just a rich people thing, by the way.

[venatoris]

lucky me indeed

gonna need a master lock or something. Least the ducks were innocent

you got embroidered hankies don’t you

[homosexuals]

You never figured out who did those either? Guess you really have been preoccupied.

...Alright. Guilty as charged.

[venatoris]

protip: you see a sign on a door that says conundrum don’t open the door

[ as if that’ll stop it but whatever ]

called it