Shit shit shit Cal hates making up the cover story so much.
"Not...really. Mostly it's just wild animals or deluded people. Um, angry property owners are the biggest danger, really...so....you're not one of those?"
Curious, careful, because this dude might believe or know about the supernatural - and honestly either he does or he's a fucking serial killer, it's the gun and the way the scent of cordite and gunsmoke is woven into his clothes, he's around it a lot. So no, ghost stories are sometimes angry raccoons but sometimes giant human-eating monsters or, on occasion, knee-high sin-ugly venomous gnomes.
Cal does not like gnomes. The bites itch like hell.
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"Not...really. Mostly it's just wild animals or deluded people. Um, angry property owners are the biggest danger, really...so....you're not one of those?"
Curious, careful, because this dude might believe or know about the supernatural - and honestly either he does or he's a fucking serial killer, it's the gun and the way the scent of cordite and gunsmoke is woven into his clothes, he's around it a lot. So no, ghost stories are sometimes angry raccoons but sometimes giant human-eating monsters or, on occasion, knee-high sin-ugly venomous gnomes.
Cal does not like gnomes. The bites itch like hell.