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[ fuckin seriously.

now use those gangly legs. ]

Don't see why not. It would make a lovely kitchen addition.

... We are not putting this in the kitchen.

C'mon. Why not?

[ It would be such a nice accessory. ]

Because we eat there?

[ a blank look, like... your point?? ]

Uh huh...?

I'm not sharing the table with a mini-gun at breakfast, dude.

Leave that in your daydreams.

Okay, boring.

[ But, you know. Fiiine. ]

Living room window?

... [Meh.] I think we can work with that.

[It will make their guests ask a lot of questions.

... But it's a fashion statement all the same.]